instagrampa: how to excite a large crowd of white people: play don’t stop believin’ by journey
johndaveprincess: one time i walked into my kitchen and there was a cardboard cut out of snoop dogg just standing there
two weeks // grizzly bear
My friend in London is seriously looking into finding summer accomodations which means my chances are highly likely. I just need to get rich really quickly.
Omg my aunt emailed me money and the password was Wednesday but the clue she gave me was ‘tiny black pussy’. WHAT.
wizcoylifa: what if humans lost all their skin every winter and walked around as skeletons and the trees get pissed when they have to rake all our skin off their lawns
There’s a huge silver fish in the corner above my door and I’m too scared to hit it with a shoe because if I miss it might fall somewhere I can’t reach. Omg. Help.
sakuratyan: “Why don’t you just go to a gym?” “Fine, I will.”
I’m going to buy tickets to the Jesus & Mary Chain show tomorrow. Omg.
I remember how in grade 4 I started learning Clarinet and I whenever I’d go back into the class where the non-band kids would be playing recorder I’d laugh at them. ….though secretly I was jealous because the recorder was way fun.
dodostad: The Titanic theme played on the...